CoreDump: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat.

Anil Kumar B
2 min readJun 11, 2022

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Gecko: Hi Calvin, Did you read ‘Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat’ completely, I guess it must be weird for you to read a comic book about yourself.

Calvin: Not really, outgrown all the comic books to be the real six year old I am in Bill Watterson’s imagination, did you know cartoons actually live in a cartoonists mindset, especially in the basement and Hobbes, is really not so psycho, imagine an old wrecked haunt, and I am there all alone with the psycho cat and his eyes just lit up red with homicidal tendencies, like that power powder sachet! Homicidal? It is just sweet nothings all night, from aspartame, saccharin, stevia or sucralose, just zero calories!

Gecko: I thought Hobbes was a tsar, a tycoon? Since you picked him up from that thrift store?

Calvin: He programmed us to, did you know coding has its origins in psychiatric practice, and the world is seen of such lesser mortals that they are coded in a behavioural model, really humiliating! Maybe they invented Unix to civilize the world and witch hunted Gates and Steve Jobs for inventing Siri and Cortana? Humanizing the Computing Spaces was needed, with natural language? not really the mind control of coding by psychiatrists….

Did you know Old Unix Grandpa, was just saved by the cops, he was trying to end his life, We now are beta testing Github CoPilot and that just uses GPT-3 to spew out code automatically, you just write a comment and it codes, all the questions Old Unix Grandpa asked me at that internship interview are just automatically generated by the copilot! So the old grandpa's just ending his life . Flat, succumb to gravity and the direction of time?

Gecko: It is a new era, where computers adapt to us, not us to technology, better human centered design, hassle free installations and human in the loop AI.

Better KM, ontologies and taxonomy APIs!

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