CoreDump: Who knows it all?
Welcome to this episode of CoreDump, the one-stop for techies.
Gecko: Who knows so much, about the world, past, present, and future?
Calvin: It must be Amy the tortoise, or Slow, the snail!
Gecko: The proof?
Calvin: They have their homes with them, are never homeless and so must know a lot for mobility, or they would be domiciled every now and then and would be fast asleep?
Slow: We aren’t sleeping, we are living high above, in abstraction, we really live a better life… , why do you ever need speed? Nature is slow, even the birds fly so slowly?
Amy: I must complain of abuse to women, I saw a painting, a naked woman with the world pointing fingers, maybe that is what I look like to people?
Hobbes: While you hide under rocks, you look like one, a moving rock! And all that knowledge and Calcium, all in your shell?
Calvin: Maybe a shell is a knowledge management storage device, we should make one for ourselves too. Like Bash, and the cloud or PowerShell?
Lisa: Backpackers are like that too, they backpack tents, and live abstractly too, they are never homeless and should know a lot?
Brian: I write better in the woods, I and Stewie have our secret escape route from the closet, straight to the secret woods, we know a lot too. Tree dwellers know a lot too, and that is us!
Calvin: So eliminating all the known contradictions, we are left with one fact: Only Sissy girls are ignorant.
Unanimous: The Proof!