Dark Matter in the kitchen sink

I had the misfortune of owning a granite kitchen sink, with a disagreement with the local manufacturer and his bull, on the convexity of the sink, I pointed out a defect that water did accumulate at several convexities in the sink, and when that was not fixed, the food leftovers actually transmorgified to dark matter, a dark matter that still haunts me.

Just what is this dark matter, is it another state of matter? Another kind of particle system, Axions, Darkions, does it have a complete image of a human in it, can it spawn primordial life, did humanity just emerge from such leftovers in a kitchen sink?

Much like the famed table top experiments, I propose a series of kitchen sink experiments and who knows, dark matter may be discovered, that too by the feminists, maybe that is their origin too?